Season Archive
2008-09

Horse Trade 10.2
The Chalk Boy

A tale about measuring your own worth by comparing it to everyone else's. Beneath its boring facade a Northwest town hides a nasty secret, and the girls from the local high school's Christian Athletes Club are here to tell you all about it. Murder, the occult, Algebra... this is a deathly black comedy that punches as hard as your high school bully.

September 4-20
Thurs-Sat@8pm

Tickets: $18

Woyzeck

SEPTEMBER 23 - OCTOBER 29

Tuesdays and Wednesdays
@7pm

Tickets: $23

 

In this new and gripping adaptation, set in the present day south, we will take a poignant look at the effects of wartime on young men.  After seeing war and bloodshed, Franz Woyzeck returns home to his lover and child.  Unable to reintegrate into society, perform sexually, or relate to those around, he is thrust into a world of confusion and chaos.  Incorporating Andrews Sisters style music throughout, this production is both timely and entertaining. 

OCTOBER 1 –
NOVEMBER 22

Tickets $15

In EXCESSECRET: “¿GUESS WHAT ‘IT’S’ ABOUT?” Dr. Olga and Dr. Björn manage to do their rounds and charm their own pants off while hosting this entirely unpredictable production. While in WATCH OUT! (IT’S GO TIME!) Secret agents Olga and Björn seem to be up to their usual mischief but things take a wicked turn.

Check out both shows

WATCH OUT! (IT’S GO TIME!)
Performances:
Wednesdays at 8:00 pm
Oct. 1st (preview performance), Oct. 15th, Oct. 22nd, Oct. 29th, Nov. 12thSaturdays at 10:30 pm
Oct. 18th, Oct. 25th, Nov. 1st, Nov. 8th, Nov. 22nd

EXCESSECRET: “¿GUESS WHAT ‘IT’S’ ABOUT?”
Performances:
Wednesdays at 8:00 pm
Oct. 8th, Nov.  5th, Nov. 19thSaturdays at 10:30 pm
Oct. 4th (preview performance), Oct. 11th, Nov. 15th

Brew of the Dead

When the Zombie Apocalypse hits Baltimore, Derek, Matt, Kim, Nexus and Craig have a plan.  Get out of town.  Get beer.  And always, always shoot the head.

Lovingly inspired by/ripped off from Dawn of the Dead, The Evil Dead and Shaun of the Dead, Dysfunctional Theatre presents Brew of the Dead, a new black comedy, that asks the eternal question: When the Apocalypse comes, will there be beer?

Tickets: $15
Students/Seniors $12

Preview: October 2 @ 8pm

October 3, 4, 11, 18 & 25 @ 10:30pm
November 1 @ 10:30pm

UNDER St. Marks
(94 St. Marks Place between 1st & A)

 

THE PUMPKIN PIE SHOW!

Alumni Resident Clay McLeod Chapman, "the literary descendent of Edgar Allen Poe... " (Time Out NY), returns with The Pumpkin Pie Show. Rise and rejoice.

Pumpkin carving party after the Halloween show.

The Pmpkin Pie Show

This Fall
UNDER St. Marks

FRIGID New York Lottery winners announced at midnight


Thursday thru Saturday
@ 8pm
Sundays @ 7pm

PREVIEWS wednesday Nov 5 & Thursday Nov 6
OPENING NIGHT NOVEMBER 7
NOVEMBER 5-16

An expose not for the faint of heart, VICE GIRL CONFIDENTIAL uncovers the grime and grit plaguing the seedy streets of 1950s Gotham.  Only one man, D.A. Walter Slade, can stand up to vice-racket kingpin Duke Craigie—that is, if he can shake off his yen for Stella Fontaine, the madam of New York’s most infamous brothel.

UNDER St. Marks
(94 St. Marks Place between 1st & A)

Tickets: $18
Students/Seniors $15

November 20- December 6
Thursday through Saturday at 8pm and Sunday, November 30 at 2pm

(no show on November 27)

UNDER St. Marks
(94 St. Marks Place between 1st & A)

PLUCKING FAILURES LIKE RIPE FRUIT is a collection of small works by big playwrights, all of which are about people trying, and failing, at love. Before each show, the audience will draw our performance order from a collection of more than 10 short plays, so every night is guaranteed to be a different show! Plays include Anything For You by Cathy Celesia, A Day For Surprises by John Guare, Breaking Even by Dan Dietz, 4 a.m. (Open All Night) by Bob Krakower, Miss You by David Auburn, Please Have a Seat And Someone Will Be With You Shortly by Garth Wingfield, Sure Thing by David Ives, 1-900-Desperate by Christopher Durang, Here We Are by Dorothy Parker  , Request Stop by Harold Pinter, and Cold by David Mamet.

Talk back with playwright Kristen Kosmas following the performance on Sunday December 7th.

THE SCANDAL is a one-woman show about a small town gal, Pink, who has devised the perfect, poetic suicide plan. Her journey is complicated by a distant mother, a judgmental entourage, the ghost of her father and a mysterious new comer. In a world so small, everyone is hungry for a scandal.

Watch Trailer

The Scandal

DECEMBER 4-20
Thursday through Saturday at 8pm and Sundays at 3pm.

the Red Room
(85 E. 4th Street, 3rd Floor)

Tickets $18
$15 students/seniors

December 1st, 8th, 15th, 22nd and 29th and January 4th.

@ 8:00 PM

Anyone For A Threesome?” is an anthology work of three short one-act plays, showcasing the diversity of theatre as a medium.  Each work focuses on a different mode of storytelling, with different questions raised and points addressed, but symbiotically attempt to present the greater range of possibilities of the art form.

The Red Room
(85 E 4th St. btwn 2nd adn 3rd )

Tickets: $15

DIE ROTEN PUNKTE:
SUPER MUSIKANT

Berliner’s Otto and Astrid Rot are back for another North American tour to celebrate the release of their acclaimed Super Musikant CD - a ten-track high-energy feast of rock, studded with rich veins of roll. The Teutonic twosome are hungry to back up the hype by ripping through a brace of their sparkling pop-punk anthems live.

January 8 - 10
Thu - Sat @ 8pm

Click here to buy tickets to Die Roten Punkte: Super Musikant via smarttix.com
@ UNDER St. marks
(94 St. Marks Place)

PREVIEWS JANUARY 5-8
OPENING JANUARY 9
January 9-25
Thursday through Saturday at 8pm and
Sundays at 3pm

@ the Red Room
(85 E. 4th Street, 3rd Floor)

 

ECSTASY covers the lives of four blue-collar friends living in 1979 London and the drunken frustration in their lives, namely that of Jean, who struggles to escape the confines of her life and the people in it. While ECSTASY speaks to a very specific time and place, the socio-economic despairs and frustrations facing each character make the story universal and timeless; especially on the eve of our own financial crisis.

Click here to buy tickets to Ecstasy via smarttix.com
Tickets $18
$15 students/seniors

Everyday, SHE meditates at the dog park to try to let go of her slowly deteriorating parents and dead brother. There, she meets her therapist in the wet tongue of a Black Lab/ German Shepard standing alone by the fence. The therapist dog, who wears a red robe and smokes an intricate pipe, guides ‘She’ on missions to go to the banks of the grave of the boy that is buried, to take off her grotesque mask and hang her face on a doorknob, and to look her dad straight in the eye. This one-woman play is about putting yourself back together after everything you once knew and trusted has fallen apart.


EVERY LAST SUNDAY OF THE MONTH
2PM
@ UNDER ST. MARKS

Celebrate Edgar Allan Poe's Bicentennial (1809-2009) with the critically acclaimed, award winning Radiotheatre in a unique event as they perform live, on stage, a year-long presentation of seventeen major works by the grand master of American horror!  Included are:  THE TELL TALE HEART, THE PIT AND THE PENDULUM, THE HOUSE OF USHER, MORELLA, THE MASQUE OF THE RED DEATH, BERENICE, THE CASK OF AMONTILLADO, THE BLACK CAT, THE RAVEN, ANNABEL LEE, HOP FROG, THE OVAL PORTRAIT, THE PREMATURE BURIAL, THE CASE OF MR.VALDEMAR, WILLIAM WILSON, LIGEIA and THE MURDERS IN THE RUE MORGUE...all newly adapted audio works for the stage by Dan Bianchi, complete with our great cast of storytellers, special guests, original orchestral scores and a plethora of sound effects!
Click here to buy tickets to Sundays With Poe via smarttix.com

Revealed is a cutting-edge burlesque show with a twist. This unique and extra-sultry night of cabaret features the sexiest, most notorious burlesque performers in New York giving you more bang for your buck than any other show in town. Revealed promises more burlesque than you've ever seen before.

Tickets:$20

Wednesday
March 12, 2008

Doors at 9:30
Show Starts at 10pm

Anita's Underground
New York’s only Drinking Game Show!  This monthly production tangles a classic television game show up with a bit of burlesque and a lot of beer drinking.  Hosted by New York City-based burlesque performer and producer, Anita Cookie, this show is chock full of fun drinking games, and tasty trivia where every audience member has a chance to play and win!  


The SCI FI SCREENING ROOM:
ROCK & RULE NIGHT

The Sci Fi Screening Room is a new monthly showcase of offbeat sci-fi videos.  The film series features a variety of cult classics, bootleg favorites and TV rarities.  Previous shows include Hulk Night! (an evening of incredible videos) and Kiss Night! (a Voice Choice, Time Out NY Best Bet, and featured listing in the New York Times’ Urban Eye.)

July’s show presents a screening of 1983’s ROCK & RULE.  Imagine if Ralph Bakshi had made Buckaroo Banzai and you’ve got this post-apocalyptic musical with songs by Lou Reed, Iggy Pop, Debbie Harry and Cheap Trick. The story is set in a futuristic cartoon wasteland where rock- star humanoid-mice use music to summon an inter-dimensional Demon. The film nearly bankrupt Nelvana Studios, who were forced to give up Heavy Metal-style adult-animation and make The Care Bears cartoon instead.

Stand up, sketch and music. Free show, amazing lineup and $4 tallboys. Who could ask for anything more?

A team of highly unskilled non-academics perform improvised abridged versions of the great works of literature as chosen by the audience based on nothing more than an unabridged plot summary.

Monthly Performances!
Sundays @ 7PM
September 21
October 26
November 23

Tickets: $12

Pushing the envelopes of physical theatre, dance, music, and highconcept comedy, The Cody Rivers Show delivers unique showsunlike any other comedy act, past or present. Their latest new show – ‘Meanwhile Everywhere’ – presents a surreal interface of themes, characters and story lines seamlessly joined with breakneck leaps between universes where mysterious rules are always in effect. Unexpected juxtapositions disarm audience expectations and lead viewers deep into absurd realms where laughter is often the only thing that makes sense.

"After seeing The Cody Rivers Show...everything else will seem less captivating and far less physically fit."
Time Out New York

April 7, 9, 10 and 11
@ 8pm

@ UNDER St. marks
(94 St. Marks Place)

Caitlin and the Swan 

tells the story of a frustrated SAT tutor, her animal-loving friends, and their powerful attractions to the forbidden. Inspired by the Greek myth of Leda and the Swan, this play explores feminism, bestiality, and the twisted links between pain and love.

APRIL 16-MAY 2
Thurs-Sat @ 8pm

UNDER St. Marks
(94 St. Marks Place between 1st & A)

The Geographical History of America
Geographical History of America
by Gertrude Stein
Adapted for the stage by Lindsey Hope Pearlman & Randi Rivera
THE RED ROOM
MAY 14- 23
THURS- SAT @ 9pm


Presented by Human Group in Association with The Centrifuge

I am I because my little dog knows me... are you sure? In this new adaptation of Gertrude Stein’s humorously dizzying novel, The Geographical History of America, Human Group plays with the ways we conceive, contextualize, and perform our identities. Employing dance, music, and digital photograph, this show is a communal experience for the Facebook age.

Click here to buy tickets to The Geographical History of America via smarttix.com

LIARS
Presented No Tea Productions
LIARS is a collection of eight brand-new comedic plays about deceiving, falsifying, fibbing, and stretching the truth. Join us as we set fire to the pants of Hollywood agents and other sleazy hucksters, and expose cons from tofu to Santa Claus.Playwrights featured will include Jesse Jones, Jeremy Mather, Daniel McCoy, Lindsey Moore, Joe Musso, Caroline O’Hare, Matt Sears, and Jeff Sproul.

May 7- 23, 2009
UNDER St. Marks


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drafts

May 28-30, 2009 at 8pm
The Red Room - $10

Presenting Horse Trade's own Non-Equity Ensemble!
The Drafts 10 Minute Play Festival: Six Plays About Hope
is the collaborative effort of six emerging playwrights, six imminent directors, and ten multifaceted actors. Each play was written specifically for The Drafts; playwrights were given randomly compiled cast lists and the theme “hope plays” before setting out to write them. 
 

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Thursdays, Fridays & Saturdays
at 7pm
June 4-20

UNDER St. Marks
(94 St. Marks Place
twn 1st & A)

"With the popularity of confessional websites, blog culture, and the advent of the technology age, Counting Squares Theatre examines the cause and effect of our increasingly stark interpersonal relationships.

Click here to buy tickets to Bigger Than I via smarttix.com

Counting Squares asks the question: Why can’t we deal with each other and really be ourselves out in the open. Through the use of scene work, song, dance, and multimedia we expose how our inner secrets cause our outward fears."



Thursday - Saturday @ 7pm
Sunday June 14 @ 3pm

Preview Performance
Thursday June 11 @ 7pm

June 12 – June 27

The Kraine Theater
85 E 4th St.

This classic comedy features two sweet old ladies… who poison lonely men as an act of charity.  One of their nephews is a serial killer.  Another thinks he’s Teddy Roosevelt.  The third just wants to marry his girl and keep his aunties safe from the Brooklyn Police Department.  There’s a slew of dead bodies buried in the cellar and another in the window seat.  Because murder, insanity and family are very Dysfunctional.

Click here to buy tickets to Arsenic And Old Lace via smarttix.com

Tickets: $18
Students/Seniors $15


Thursday Thru Saturday
June 25-27
@ 8pm

UNDER St. Marks
(94 St. Marks Place
twn 1st & A)

In a house full of Catholic women, Rick learned that good girls don't like sex. Hear the hilarious description of how he learned otherwise while growing up and transitioning from blue-collar union worker to Shakespeare scholar and professional actor.

Click here to buy tickets to Boatloads Of Shame via smarttix.com
Tickets $18
$15 Student and Senior


Monday June 29 thru
Thursday July 2
@ 8 pm

The Kraine Theater
85 E 4th St.

An American scholar in Berlin uncovers the dangerous equation behind his attraction to the great German dramatist Heinrich von Kleist, who died in 1811 in a notorious double suicide.

Click here to buy tickets to Waking Up With Strangers via smarttix.com
Tickets $18
$15 Student and Senior


Thursdays, Fridays & Saturdays
at 8pm
Sundays at 2pm
July 9-25

UNDER St. Marks
(94 St. Marks Place
twn 1st & A)


5 Short Plays that explore the perversity of our most basic (and sometimes base) relationships, in situations that will make you scratch your head in disbelief...


Click here to buy tickets to Twisted via smarttix.com

Tickets $15
$12 Stu/Sen


Thursday July 16- Saturday July 18 @ 8pm
The Red Room
85 E. 4th St

THE HUNGER ARTIST
based on the story by Franz Kafka

“There are no limits to my ability to fast!” In this explosive performance, Franz Kafka’s strangest character comes to life and invites the audience to come and share his dark cage. Using song, dance, and circus tricks, the Human Group explores starvation, the human body, and what it means to be a performing animal.

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Tickets $15
$12 Student and Senior



Wednesday, August 5th @ 7pm

UNDER St. Marks
(94 St. Marks Place
btwn 1st & A)


THE PUMPKIN PIE SHOW
IN THE MARGINS

by Clay McLeod Chapman

A literary fist in the face. Part monologue, part boxing match -- THE PUMPKIN PIE SHOW is a rigorous storytelling session packed with enough intensity to feel like a rock concert rather than a bedtime tale. See the one and only HANNA CHEEK preview her powerhouse Edmonton Fringe Show before she takes it across international borders...
Stick around for a preview of Theatre Reverb's Boulder Fringe Show BONNE NUIT POO POO at 9pm!

Click here to buy tickets to In The Margins via smarttix.com
Tickets $12
ONE NIGHT ONLY


August 13 - 16Thursday thru Saturday
@ 7pm
Sunday @ 2pm
@ The Kraine Theater
(85 E 4th St.)

William Shakespeare’s Julius Caesar takes place in a world of male power and dominance.  The Rome of Shakespeare’s play is an arena of male competition, in which the female characters attempt to avert tragedy but find themselves powerless to do so.  The Pigeon Creek Shakespeare Company takes on this testosterone-filled play with an entirely female cast, exploring the performance of gender and challenging preconceptions of male and female.  Alisha Huber directs a cast featuring Pigeon Creek actors Heather Folkvord as Brutus, Katherine Mayberry as Cassius, and Kate Bode as Caesar.

Always Running

Winner 2006 NYIT Award For Outstanding Performance Art Production

Too Much Light Makes the Baby Go Blind is the New York Neo-Futurists , race-against-the-clock, in ever-changing attempt to perform 30 plays in 60 minutes! 50 weekends each year, The NY Neo-Futurists perform their critically acclaimed, energetic show of original short plays in random order —a non-illusory collage of the comic and tragic, the political and personal, the visceral and experimental, embracing chance, change, and chaos.

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