Pinchbottom's You Only Pinch Twice

No, Mister Bond. I expect you to STRIP.
MISSION BRIEFING: The world is, as usual, in trouble... menaced this time by the Pernicious INternational Cartel of Horrible Baddies Out To Take Over el Mundo (P.I.N.C.H.B.O.T.T.O.M.), whose plan for global domination -- to use the twirling of burlesque performers' tassels to hypnotize the populace into submission -- is not the most ludicrous in the history of the 007 franchise. But P.I.N.C.H.B.O.T.T.O.M. will soon discover that The Twirl is Not Enough. Because (an unlicensed parody of) James Bond is back... and this time, she has a "License to Pinch" in the undercover extravaganza YOU ONLY PINCH TWICE. With Pinchbottom co-creator Jonny Porkpie (as 007 arch-nemesis Porkfeld), plus Jo "Boobs" Weldon, Tigger!, and featuring (as per usual for Pinchbottom shows) a full dossier of burlesque superstars as a cadre of superspies, double agents, and villainous henchgals.

Following its return this summer after a two-year absence, Pinchbottom hits the stage again in the fall with a revival of their hilarious and completely unauthorized James Bond parody You Only Pinch Twice. The show debuts the weekend of the UK release of the new official Bond movie, Skyfall (October 26-28), giving American fans something with which to whet their appetite while waiting for the film to make its way to our shores. Pinchbottom has presented the show in conjunction with the release of every Bond movie since 2006.

"We considered changing the name of the show in celebration of the new movie Skyfall," said Porkpie. "But we couldn't decide between 'Pantfall,' 'Dressfall,' or 'Brafall' - until we realized that those are all pretty stupid names."

(Unauthorized Parody of) James Bond: Tansy
Porkfeld: Jonny Porkpie
Entendre Doublé: Broadway Brassy
MI6: Tigger!
Double Oh Cookie: Anita Cookie
Scott Rayow: Scott Rayow
Bond girls: Bunny Buxom, Ivory Fox, Little Motown
Special Guest Stars: Jo "Boobs" Weldon, BB Heart, Delirium Tremens, The Maine Attraction, Trixie Little, The Evil Hate Monkey, and more
Opening Medley Arranged by : Mike Tarantino