The 2011 Burlesque Blitz


Heat up your holiday with the 3rd annual Burlesque Blitz. Come see the best Burlesque shows in NYC all in one week courtesy of Basterdpiece Theater, Hotsy Totsy Burlesque, Bare, Socks & Cocks and Storybook Burlesque.

Company: Peter Aguero

Combining the best of New York Storytelling with the best of New York Burlesque, BARE will yank the heart out of your chest and stomp on it, only to replace it lovingly in order for it to be destroyed once more.

Company: Bastard Keith

'Tis the season for nudity, drinking and terrible, terrible movies. Bastard Keith and Madame Rosebud invite you to a very special holiday edition of Bastardpiece Theatre! With burlesque assistance from NYC greats Bea B. Heart, Minnie Tonka and Peekaboo Pointe, and guest commentary by our secret Santa Albert Cadabra, Rosebud and Keith will skewer a parade of Yuletide B pictures. As if this wasn't enough, there will be DVD giveaways, drinking games and marathon go-go. Sure, you could just go to the NORMAL movies, but we guarantee: The War Horse will only be half as funny as Bastardpiece Theatre.


Joe the Shark and Cherry Pitz present New York’s only burlesque soap opera, featuring the finest burlesque and sideshow performers in NY! Chills, thrills, mellow-drama, ridiculous storylines and flying underpants. ...a much-too-brief, pan-sexual, post-feminist party. - Nytheater.com


Santa, bring me a nice package! The outrageous all nude, all dude revue returns with a brand new holiday tale that will warm the cockles of your heart. The cast of the original Shocks and Ccks including international boylesque superstar Tigger!, Mat Fraser, Hard Cory, Ferro and host Jonny Porkpie returns for a night of seasonal cheer. It's a stocking stuffer like no other.


Storybook Burlesque takes on the bestselling book of all time and the greatest story every told: The Bible. From the Tree of Knowledge and Lazarus to the Plagues of Egypt and the Second Coming, the Bible Show re-imagines everything you thought you learned in Sunday School. This year, Storybook Burlesque takes a look at the darker side of the Bible, exploring this original horror classic with blasphemy and boobs. End your holiday season right with this irreverent adult take on the stories that put us all in therapy. Who knew a 2000-year-old book was this sexy? Skip church and let Storybook Burlesque save your soul.