The 2009 Burlesque Blitz


After the success of 3-night Brooklyn Burlesque Blitz, The Burlesque Alliance bring their teasing talents to The Big Apple for five nights of winter hotness! Recover from your stressful holiday season with sizzling hot performances by Fisherman’s Burlesque, Bastard Keith, Pinchbottom, Casino O’Fortune Cookie’s burlesque tribute to Patrick Swayze, and a special holiday edition of Revealed! Featuring the steaming hot talents of Anita Cookie, Bastard Keith, BB Heart, Clams Casino, Ekaterina, Figgy, The Fisherman Xylophonic Orchestra, Gal Friday, GiGi La Femme, Jonny Porkpie, Julie Atlas Muz, Kobyashi Maru, Madame Rosebud, Mat Fraser, Minnie Tonka, Nasty Canasta, Neil O’Fortune, Precious Little, Ruby Valentine, Sapphire Jones, And more!

Company: Bastard Keith

This holiday season, you'll be assaulted by Yuletide imagery and mawkish sentiment. Don't you want a show that kicks ass, takes names and tastes a little more, well, Jew-y? On December 27th, the swingingest MC in burlesque will defend the civilized world, and its myriad menorahs, in the super-spectacular holiday special to end them all: Bastard Keith Saves Chanukah.


Burlesque bandleader Fisherman has a problem--he's been marooned on a tiny desert island for 7 years, with only his memories of Coney Island to keep him company! Fortunately for the audience, Fisherman's vivid imagination brings all his most lovely dancers to glorious life, performing their most exotic, savage and untamed stripteases to the live music of Fisherman's Xylophonic Orchestra! Featuring Miss Coney Island GiGi La Femme, Ekaterina and many more surprises, this original show is funny, sexy, and will make you question the value of Civilization!


When Nasty Canasta takes charge of the Holiday Pageant, she decides to celebrate with nudity, using burlesque stars for sexy tributes to the season. But the grinch like, but legally distinct, Pinch, Jonny Porkpie, wants to keep Xmas clean and pure as the virgin snow, and so dresses up like a Burlesque Santa and sets out to kidnap each and every performer in Nasty's show.


Brought to you by the Power Couple of Burlesque, GiGi La Femme and Doc Wasabassco, is a cutting edge burlesque show with a sinfully dirty twist. This unique and extra-sultry night features the sexiest, most notorious performers in New York City, as you've never seen them before! Revealed promises you more bang for your buck than any show in town. What surprises will the girls have in store for us this month? Come find out and experience an evening of salacious striptease and skin, where the climax of each number leaves everything...Revealed. This special edition showcase will feature delectable performances by: Miss Coney Island 2010 GIGI La Femme, The Intoxicating Anita Cookie, The Five Alarm Fire of Burlesque, Gal Friday, The Borg Queen of Burlesque Kobyashi Maru, The Alabaster Beauty Ruby Valentine and The Tantalizing Sapphire Jones! Hosted by the charming and inebriated Bastard Keith and his Sensational Stage Kitten Sidekick, Your Gibson Geisha Girl Fantasy, Madame Rosebud!


Ghost, Dirty Dancing, Roadhouse, Point Break, To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar, Next of Kin, Red Dawn, truly, one of the great cinematic legacies. This year we lost a legend, a man who combined ass kicking and classically trained dance in such a way that, when a luxurious mullet and tight jeans were added, possibly with the combination of a song like, say, Unchained Melody, an entire generation lost control of their bodily functions. That man is Patrick Swayze. And on December 29th, Casino O’Fortune Cookie Productions will show their love for the hunkiest man to ever play a bar bouncer with a degree in philosophy that wasn’t afraid to cry, or rip a dude’s throat out. And don’t think we’ve forgotten about She’s Like the Wind either! It’s Swayze For You! Starring your hosts Anita Cookie, Clams Casino and Neil O’Fortune, and Figgy, Gal Friday, and Ruby Valentine! You'll have the time of your life!