The forces of evil, headed up by Madame Rosebud, Gal Friday and BB Heart, have a dastardly plan to destroy the festival of lights once and for all. But they aren't counting on the efforts of the Jewstice League, a cadre of courageous Heebs led by Bastard Keith, Minnie Tonka and Precious Little. It's a fight to the Yiddish, and only one side can prevail. There's only one way to find out who. For anyone seeking Hebraic heroics and sheer excellence, Bastard Keith Saves Chanukah is, truly, the chosen show.


After the success of 3-night Brooklyn Burlesque Blitz, The Burlesque Alliance bring their teasing talents to The Big Apple for five nights of winter hotness! Recover from your stressful holiday season with sizzling hot performances by Fisherman’s Burlesque, Bastard Keith, Pinchbottom, Casino O’Fortune Cookie’s burlesque tribute to Patrick Swayze, and a special holiday edition of Revealed!

Featuring the steaming hot talents of Anita Cookie, Bastard Keith, BB Heart, Clams Casino, Ekaterina, Figgy, The Fisherman Xylophonic Orchestra, Gal Friday, GiGi La Femme, Jonny Porkpie, Julie Atlas Muz, Kobyashi Maru, Madame Rosebud, Mat Fraser, Minnie Tonka, Nasty Canasta, Neil O’Fortune, Precious Little, Ruby Valentine, Sapphire Jones, And more!

Bastard Keith (Performer) BASTARD KEITH is a burlesque MC, singer, writer and gadabout. With his partner Madame Rosebud he founded The Sophisticates, the only burlesque show to be thrown out of the Plaza Hotel for indecency. He hosted Revealed Burlesque for its entire run, and MCs frequently for The Floating Kabarette at Galapagos Arts Space, The Rhinestone Follies, Pink Room Burlesque, D20 Burlesque, The Slipper Room, Wasabassco Burlesque, Burlesque Nouveau, Le Scandal Cabaret, and many others.

BB Heart (Performer) BB Heart is a Brooklyn-based artist and a founding member of Storybook Burlesque. She graduated with a BFA in studio art, but has since then taken her art out of the studio and onto the burlesque stages of New York City, Boston, San Francisco and beyond. She loves bringing her expertise in movement, dance and vocal training to the burlesque stage and fusing the art of strip tease with her love of the dramatic.

Gal Friday (Performer) "After years of desk jockeying for "the man", this Gal Friday decided to take her talents and apply them to the stage. The lady that once typed 70 words a minute, equipped with a clever quip playing on her lip, is now one of New York City's top Burly-Q bombshells. Ms. Friday has come along way since her debut: She had the honor of performing at Miss Exotic World for the title of 'Best Debut' and is also extremely proud to have held the title of 'Miss Coney Island 2009.' She loves teaching for the New York School of Burlesque, introducing new students to the delightful world of striptease!! Truly, hiding a gal like this behind a desk would be a crime!

Madame Rosebud (Performer) MADAME ROSEBUD is Burlesque's Girl Who Fell to Earth and a co-producer with The Sophisticates. After an early career in fine art and many years of expensive and prestigious dance/acting/vocal/fine art training Rosebud opted for debauchery and now funnels all her creativity into Burlesque. Rosebud's solo career has encompassed performances from coast to coast and overseas, with stops at the London Burlesque Festival, the New York Burlesque Festival, and competing at the Burlesque Hall of Fame Weekend.

Minnie Tonka (Performer) Minnie Tonka, the One Woman Riot, hails from the Land of 10,000 Lakes - that's Minnesota - but is currently based in New York City. Since 2004, her striptease has been dazzling audiences with acts ranging from Streisand to hair metal, matzo and Manischewitz to Mary Tyler Moore. She's the co-founder of Kosher ChiXXX, the one and only all-female Jewish Burlesque Revue, produces the annual Menorah Horah burlesque Hanukkah show, and more. A solo performer who can be seen every night on stages across New York City, Minnie Tonka also performs and produces as one half of The Schlep Sisters – the duo competed at the ‘09 and ‘11 Burlesque Hall of Fame in Las Vegas for “Best Group!" Minnie is a multiple-time New York Burlesque Festival Golden Pastie Award Winner and was voted #34 in the Top International Burlesque Industry Figures of of 2011. Her lusty hilarity has graced the stages of the Burlesque Hall of Fame, The New York Burlesque Festival, Toronto Burlesque Festival, Vancouver International Burlesque Festival, Show-Me Burlesque Festival, Midwest Burlesk Festival, Tease-O-Rama, and the Key West Burlesque Holiday Extravaganza. In 2012 she was a Headliner at Girlesque 7 in Toronto and at the 4th Annual Dallas Burlesque Festival. Minnie is a also a producer and star of Dangerous Curves Ahead: Burlesque on the Go-Go, the USA’s premier national touring burlesque troupe.

Precious Little (Performer) Winner of the 2007 Golden Pastie Award for Best Newcomer at the New York Burlesque Festival, Precious Little burst onto the burlesque scene like she was breaking out of a locker. She has appeared at The Slipper Room, Wasbassco, Starshine Burlesque, Sweet & Nasty, Galapagos, and many more. It could be said that she is somewhat fond of the Beatles.