The Pumpkin Pie Show: Lovey Dovey

Written by: Clay McLeod Chapman

This year, The Pumpkin Pie Show is all about the love. We will be sharing tales of romance some true, others ripped from the hearts and headlines of others. This year's stories include...
ASCENDING THE STAIRWAY:

Attention,7th graders: Learn how to make out to Led Zeppelin's Stairway to Heaven through this step-by-step tale of tonguing...

DAUGHTER OF C.H.U.D.:

Hanna’s love life is on the skids, all thanks to 80's horror film "C.H.U.D."(as in Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers). But does an über fan hold the key to happiness?

MICHELLE:

A manrecounts leading the search party for his next-door neighbor’s missing teenage daughter.

CONDO LOTHARIO:

Thanks toadvances in treating erectile dysfunction, an outbreak of sexually transmitted diseases spreads throughout the elderly residents of a local retirement community. True story.