A Tale of Two Bastards: A Jewlesque Fable

Company: Bastard Keith

A Tale of Two Bastards is a holiday treat from the mind of MC, bon vivant and man of action, Bastard Keith. An homage to his favorite classic musicals, this tale of crime, mistaken identity and old-time burley gathers the talents of Darlinda Just Darlinda, Minnie Tonka, Madame Rosebud, Gal Friday, ace magician Matthew Holtzclaw, and Keith himself. A show as delightful, flavorful and festive as mulled cider and matzoh balls, A Tale of Two Bastards will leave you grinning, humming, tapping your toes and gently massaging your crotch.
After the roaring success of last year’s Burlesque Blitz, the best burlesque producers in New York return to the Kraine for four nights of winter hotness! Recover from your stressful holiday season with sizzling hot performances courtesy of Bastard Keith, Meaner Harder Leather, The Sweet and Nasty Burlesque Mystery Hour, and a special holiday edition of Revealed!

Featuring the steaming hot talents of Bastard Keith, Cheeky Lane, Christopher Bousquet, Darlinda Just Darlinda, Gal Friday, GiGi La Femme, Go-Go Harder, Harvest Moon, Kobayashi Maru, Lacey Knickers, Madame Rosebud, Matthew Holtzclaw, Melody Sweets, Michael Johnson, Minnie Tonka, Misty Meaner, Mocha Lite, Ruby Valentine, Stormy Leather, Tigger! Victoria Privates, and more!